dress code

MUST wear clown shoes.
failure to comply will forbid you from entering.
you may be dressed or naked, but must be wearing clown shoes on all four feet.

red, blue and yellow clown shoes with stars and smiley faces on them

location

1234 Clowning Way

a sad cat clown with yellow eye makeup, blue lips, and red cheeks

schedule

5pm

5:00pm - clown car arrives with the birthday boy onto red carpet

5:15pm - circus rides will open for all guests

7pm

7:00pm - food will be served (option of fish, mice, or birds) and cake cutting at the tent

7:15pm - meow happy birthday to the specialest birthday boy or the dogs will be released upon you.
vacuum cleaners are also on the premises.

8pm

8:00pm - gift opening!

jester’s favorite things include feather toys, dead birds, treats, and human companions to scritch his chin. please do not bring detached human hands again.

9pm

9:00pm - cat nip distributed *designated driver required

9:00pm - clowning around hours officially begin

a cat with a jester hat, a red bow tie, and a red nose springing out of a box

dress code

MUST wear clown shoes. failure to comply will forbid you from entering. you may be dressed or naked, but must be wearing clown shoes on all four feet.

location

1234 Clowning Way

schedule

MUST wear clown shoes.
failure to comply will forbid you from entering.
you may be dressed or naked, but must be wearing clown shoes on all four feet.